Exclusive Ugly Sweater Designs You Won’t Find Anywhere Else

Designed in-house by the mischief-makers at UglySweaters.com — these wild, weird, and wonderful holiday sweaters are 100% original and only available here.

A grinning girl rocks wild curls and a black sweatshirt with a sassy cat and “Not Jolly”—jeans, pink shoes, max party mischief!.
Brace yourself: a curly-haired kid rocks a blazing red crewneck, blue jeans, and pink shoes—smirking like it’s sweater prom.
A grinning kid rocks blue jeans, pink kicks, and a dark heather sweatshirt flaunting a sassy raccoon and “Not Jolly.” Party on!.
A grinning girl with epic brown hair rocks our wild cat sweatshirt and blue jeans—yep, party vibes on a snow-white backdrop!.
Grinning boy rocks a black youth sweatshirt and tan shorts—hands in pockets, on a white backdrop like he owns the (ugly) party.
This grinning kid rocks a red crew neck louder than your Aunt’s eggnog, plus khaki shorts and sneakers—no ugly sweater required!.
Grinning kid rocks a dark heather crewneck with a party-loving pup, khaki shorts, white kicks—ready to crush the ugly sweater contest!.
Grinning kid rocks khaki shorts, white kicks, and a sweatshirt flaunting a cat and “Not Jolly”—because joy is overrated!.
A black youth sweatshirt flaunts a snarky cat in Santa gear—“Not Jolly, Mood: Buffering”—framed by wild red, green, white trim.
A red crewneck blasts party vibes with a cranky cat in a Santa hat, typing “Not Jolly, Mood: Buffering”—festive snark included!.
Dark heather crewneck with a cranky cat in Santa gear, “NOT JOLLY” and “MOOD: BUFFERING”—festive sass overload!.
Epic white youth sweatshirt stars a cranky cat in a Santa hat, “NOT JOLLY, MOOD: BUFFERING” above, red snowflake border—festive sass!.

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Kids’ Not Jolly (Sweatshirt)

$36.00

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When your holiday spirit is more “leave me alone” than “let it snow,” this Christmas sweatshirt has your back (and your mood). Featuring the grumpiest Santa kitty in history perched beside a literal dumpster fire, this masterpiece screams “I showed up, but don’t push it.” Ideal for cat lovers, sarcasm connoisseurs, and anyone whose cheer levels hover just above coal.

Cozy and cool, this youth crewneck sweatshirt is designed for every adventure. Made from soft fleece fabric, it’s easy to wear and hassle-free to wash. Whether headed out or snuggled up on the couch, the younger crowd will love the look and feel of this sweatshirt.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jetted fleece fabric
• Regular fit
• Double-needle stitching on shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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A couple rocking wild Xmas sweaters and antlers strike a pose, juggling red ornaments by product 13c94031—festive chaos everywhere!.
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