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Halloween Shirts for Women

Cute on the hanger. Funny in the room.

Six Halloween characters, drawn in knitted stitches and printed on sweatshirts and tees that run XS to 5XL at one flat price. Every design is deadpan rather than gory, so it reads as a joke at a school gate, an office desk and a party. Made to order, which is why you will not see it on three other people.

XS to 5XLOne price, every sizeUnisex classic fitWork-safe humourMade to order

Halloween sweatshirts, US$79.99

Printed edge to edge before the garment is sewn, so the pattern runs across the body and down both sleeves like a real knit. Wears as a jumper all through October and stays warm long after.

Halloween tees, US$27.99

The same six characters as a knitted-look badge on soft cotton, with the name arched above in stitched lettering.

Picking your size in a unisex cut

Everything here is unisex classic fit and true to size, so your usual size gives a straight, relaxed shape through the body. For a closer fit, take one size down. For the oversized look, one or two sizes up works and the all-over print holds either way, because the pattern covers the whole panel rather than sitting in a square on the chest.

Every product page lists the exact chest and length measurements for each size. Measuring a sweatshirt you already like and comparing the numbers beats any size chart.

Matching with someone

All six designs come as matching pairs in any two sizes for one price, and the same characters run in kids and toddler sizes, so a whole household can wear the same joke.

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FAQ

Are these cut for women?

They are unisex classic fit, cut straight through the body, in sizes XS to 5XL. Most people take their usual size, size down for a closer fit, or size up for the oversized look.

Do larger sizes cost more?

No. One flat price per design across every size. There is a plus size page with the full detail.

Will the print still look right at 3XL and above?

Yes. The sweatshirts are printed panel by panel before sewing, so a 5XL carries as much design as an XS.

Are these suitable for work?

The whole cast is deadpan and clean, with no gore and no language, which is why the designs work at an office party and a school pickup.

When do I need to order for Halloween?

Order by October 20 for US delivery before Halloween. Printed to order in three to seven days, then standard shipping. Full list: shipping times for your country.

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