
Every design. Every size. One price.
Yes, we make plus size ugly Christmas sweaters, and a 6XL costs exactly what a 2XS costs. The all-over-print sweatshirts run to 6XL, the funny Christmas shirts to 5XL, and the real knitted fair isle sweaters and vests to 3XL. Same characters, same jokes, same price, for women and men.
Plus size ugly Christmas sweatshirts to 6XL
The full design is printed onto each panel before the sweatshirt is sewn and scaled to that panel, so a 6XL carries the whole scene across the chest, the back and both sleeves. Soft fleece inside, unisex classic fit.
Funny Christmas shirts to 5XL
The badge tee: a knitted-look crest with the joke arched above it, in five colours. The one for a warm office party.
Real knitted sweaters and Christmas sweater vests to 3XL
Vintage fair isle patterns, knitted to order in a cotton and polyester blend, one chart per design across the whole size run. The vest layers over a shirt for anyone who runs warm. Knitted orders close November 15. More in Christmas sweater vests and all knits.
Matching pairs in any two sizes
One design, two people, two different sizes, one price for the pair. Pick a size for each of you on the product page. See every pairing in matching sets for couples.
Sizes and fit at a glance
Body chest measurements at the largest size of each style. Every product page carries the full chart for every size.
| Style | Sizes | Fits a chest up to | Price, every size |
|---|---|---|---|
| All-over-print sweatshirt | 2XS to 6XL | about 61 in (6XL) | US$79.99 |
| Funny Christmas tee | XS to 5XL | 62 to 65 in (5XL) | US$27.99 |
| Knitted fair isle crew | 3XS to 3XL | full chart on each product | US$149 |
| Knitted sweater vest | 3XS to 3XL | about 52 in (3XL) | US$119 |
| Couples tee or sweatshirt pair | each person to 5XL on most pairs | as the tee or sweatshirt | US$49.99 / US$144.99 a pair |
Getting the size right the first time
Lay a sweater you already like flat, measure straight across the chest just under the arms, and double it. Match that number to the size chart on the product page and you have your size. Everything here is a unisex classic fit, cut straight through the body, so a size up gives room over a layer and the print still covers the whole garment.
The price, stated plainly
One price per design, held across the whole size run. Larger sizes cost us more to make, and we cover that in the base price so the person in the 6XL pays what the person in the 2XS pays. That is the whole policy.
See every design in 3XL and up →
FAQ
Do plus sizes cost more?
Every size costs the same. A 6XL sweatshirt is US$79.99, the same as a 2XS, and a 5XL tee is US$27.99, the same as an XS. The rule holds on every product we make.
What is the largest size?
6XL on the all-over-print sweatshirts, 5XL on the tees and on both halves of most couples pairs, and 3XL on the knitted sweaters and vests.
Do you have plus size ugly Christmas sweaters for women?
Yes. Every design comes in the full size run, cut unisex, so the women’s and men’s ranges share one size chart. Browse women’s ugly Christmas sweaters to see them all.
And big and tall for men?
Yes, the same range: sweatshirts to 6XL and tees to 5XL. Our guide to plus size men’s ugly Christmas sweaters that fit right covers fit in detail, and the men’s range shows every design.
Does the design stay complete at larger sizes?
Yes. The all-over prints are scaled to each panel of the garment, so a 6XL carries the whole design across the chest, back and sleeves. The knits are knitted per size from the same chart.
How do I check the fit before ordering?
Every product page has a size chart in inches and centimetres. Measure a sweater you already like flat across the chest, double it, and match the number.
When do I need to order for Christmas?
Knitted sweaters and vests by November 15. Printed sweatshirts and tees by December 11 for delivery in the USA. Other countries: shipping times by country.




















