Deer in Headlights Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, All-Over Print

You asked him about his plans for the holidays. This is the face. One deer, eyes at maximum diameter, frozen mid-road in a little red tree sweater while a penguin waits patiently behind the wheel of a vintage pickup. The whole scene is printed edge to edge like a hand knit on a starry navy night, with golden headlight beams cutting across the snow, a reindeer band across the shoulders, a marching truck band above the hem, band-laddered sleeves, and deep gold ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. It is the most relatable half-second of the whole season, and wearing it is a small act of honesty about how the holidays actually feel. Funny at the office party, funnier at the family dinner. Printed to order, soft fleece inside, no plan whatsoever outside.

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