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Elephant in the Room Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

Nobody is going to mention it. It is enormous. It is wearing a party hat.

US$79.99

Size chart and garment measurements

Find your size from your own measurements

SizeYour chestYour waistYour hips
2XSyour pick34.6588.0128.3572.0135.4389.99
XSyour pick36.2292.0029.9276.0037.0194.01
Syour pick37.8096.0131.5080.0138.5897.99
Myour pick39.37100.0033.0784.0040.16102.01
Lyour pick42.52108.0036.2292.0043.31110.01
XLyour pick45.67116.0039.37100.0046.46118.01
2XLyour pick48.82124.0042.52108.0049.61126.01
3XLyour pick51.97132.0045.67116.0052.76134.01
4XLyour pick55.12140.0048.82124.0055.91142.01
5XLyour pick58.27148.0151.97132.0059.06150.01
6XLyour pick61.42156.0155.12140.0062.20157.99

Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.

The sweatshirt itself, laid flat

SizeChest width (flat, half)Body lengthSleeve length
2XSyour pick18.504725.596521.6555
XSyour pick19.294925.7965.521.6555
Syour pick20.085126.386722.2456.5
Myour pick20.875326.9768.522.8358
Lyour pick22.445727.567023.4359.5
XLyour pick24.026128.1571.523.6260
2XLyour pick25.596528.747323.8260.5
3XLyour pick27.176929.3374.524.0261
4XLyour pick28.747330.5177.524.2161.5
5XLyour pick30.317731.6980.524.4162
6XLyour pick31.898132.8783.524.6162.5

Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.

Every family gathering has a topic nobody will touch. Now it has a face, a party hat, and a sweatshirt. One large, patient elephant in its own snowflake sweater, fairy lights draped over one ear, stands by the fireplace while a huddle of tiny party guests politely looks elsewhere, all on a deep festive red field with green fair-isle bands. It prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke across the shoulders, a full marching-elephant band around the hem, band-laddered sleeves, and matching red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. Wear it as a great joke, or bring it to the right dinner as a mild dare. Printed to order, soft fleece inside. Someone has to say it. Let the sweater go first.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. The subject matter supports the larger choice.

๐ŸŽ„ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ†’

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