Philadelphia Fan Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

A stone-faced plush eagle superfan out in the snow for the big game, bundled in a teal pom-pom beanie and a teal-and-white striped scarf, wearing his own little reindeer sweater, one blank foam #1 hand raised because the answer is obvious. Behind him a floodlit stadium glows through the pines. Knitted at full ugly-Christmas density: a deep silver-white snowflake yoke, a marching band of little scarf-wearing birds, and a midnight teal field seeded with snowflakes, stars and a few gold sparks. The back carries a big silver-white snowflake-star medallion in a stitched ring, with its own parade of plump little birds below. Midnight green and silver from collar to cuff, for the fan whose whole December is one long countdown to kickoff.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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