Pittsburgh Fan Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

A stone-faced burly black bear superfan out in the snow for the big game, bundled in a black-and-gold striped pom-pom beanie, a matching striped scarf, and a black sweater with a small gold reindeer on the chest, one blank cream foam #1 hand raised because the answer was decided at birth. Behind him a floodlit stadium glows through the pines, and a fresh snowball waits at his feet. Knitted at full ugly-Christmas density: a deep gold snowflake yoke with a white zigzag, a marching band of little gold bears above the hem, and a black knit field seeded with gold snowflakes, cream ornaments and amber sparks. The back carries a big gold-ringed snowflake medallion with its own parade of gold bears below. Black and gold from collar to cuff, for the fan whose whole December wardrobe is already those two colours.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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