San Francisco Fan Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

A stone-faced scruffy dog superfan out in the snow for the big game, bundled in a scarlet-and-gold striped beanie and matching scarf, wearing his own little striped sweater with a gold reindeer on the chest, one blank foam #1 hand raised because the verdict was never in doubt. At his feet sits a shiny gold pan with one proud nugget, and behind him a floodlit stadium glows through the pines. Knitted at full ugly-Christmas density: a deep cream snowflake yoke on scarlet, a marching band of little scruffy dogs above the hem, and a warm cream field seeded with scarlet snowflakes, gold nuggets and tiny stars. The back carries a big scarlet snowflake-star medallion in a stitched ring, with its own parade of sitting dogs below. Scarlet and gold from collar to cuff, for the fan who pans for wins and keeps finding them.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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