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Silly Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

You have been called a silly goose. Here is the documentation.

US$79.99

Size chart and garment measurements

Find your size from your own measurements

SizeYour chestYour waistYour hips
2XSyour pick34.6588.0128.3572.0135.4389.99
XSyour pick36.2292.0029.9276.0037.0194.01
Syour pick37.8096.0131.5080.0138.5897.99
Myour pick39.37100.0033.0784.0040.16102.01
Lyour pick42.52108.0036.2292.0043.31110.01
XLyour pick45.67116.0039.37100.0046.46118.01
2XLyour pick48.82124.0042.52108.0049.61126.01
3XLyour pick51.97132.0045.67116.0052.76134.01
4XLyour pick55.12140.0048.82124.0055.91142.01
5XLyour pick58.27148.0151.97132.0059.06150.01
6XLyour pick61.42156.0155.12140.0062.20157.99

Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.

The sweatshirt itself, laid flat

SizeChest width (flat, half)Body lengthSleeve length
2XSyour pick18.504725.596521.6555
XSyour pick19.294925.7965.521.6555
Syour pick20.085126.386722.2456.5
Myour pick20.875326.9768.522.8358
Lyour pick22.445727.567023.4359.5
XLyour pick24.026128.1571.523.6260
2XLyour pick25.596528.747323.8260.5
3XLyour pick27.176929.3374.524.0261
4XLyour pick28.747330.5177.524.2161.5
5XLyour pick30.317731.6980.524.4162
6XLyour pick31.898132.8783.524.6162.5

Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.

Some people are silly gooses and the kind thing is to let them own it. One goose mid-nonsense in its own little reindeer sweater, gold bauble balanced on its head, tinsel draped like it dressed itself, standing beside a table with a plate of cookies and a steaming mug it has clearly claimed. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke in green and red, gold baubles drifting through a warm honey field, a marching-goose band around the hem, and red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. Give it to the friend who is a bit much in the best way, or keep it for yourself and stop pretending. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. One price across every size.

๐ŸŽ„ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ†’

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