Silly Goose Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, All-Over Print

Some people are silly gooses and the kind thing is to let them own it. One goose mid-nonsense in its own little reindeer sweater, gold bauble balanced on its head, tinsel draped like it dressed itself, standing beside a table with a plate of cookies and a steaming mug it has clearly claimed. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke in green and red, gold baubles drifting through a warm honey field, a marching-goose band around the hem, and red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. Give it to the friend who is a bit much in the best way, or keep it for yourself and stop pretending. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. One price across every size.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →