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Tired Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men

Coffee in hand, eye-bags earned, holding the whole thing together with two paws. The tired mom is a raccoon and the raccoon is doing her best.

US$79.99

Size chart and garment measurements

Find your size from your own measurements

SizeYour chestYour waistYour hips
2XSyour pick34.6588.0128.3572.0135.4389.99
XSyour pick36.2292.0029.9276.0037.0194.01
Syour pick37.8096.0131.5080.0138.5897.99
Myour pick39.37100.0033.0784.0040.16102.01
Lyour pick42.52108.0036.2292.0043.31110.01
XLyour pick45.67116.0039.37100.0046.46118.01
2XLyour pick48.82124.0042.52108.0049.61126.01
3XLyour pick51.97132.0045.67116.0052.76134.01
4XLyour pick55.12140.0048.82124.0055.91142.01
5XLyour pick58.27148.0151.97132.0059.06150.01
6XLyour pick61.42156.0155.12140.0062.20157.99

Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.

The sweatshirt itself, laid flat

SizeChest width (flat, half)Body lengthSleeve length
2XSyour pick18.504725.596521.6555
XSyour pick19.294925.7965.521.6555
Syour pick20.085126.386722.2456.5
Myour pick20.875326.9768.522.8358
Lyour pick22.445727.567023.4359.5
XLyour pick24.026128.1571.523.6260
2XLyour pick25.596528.747323.8260.5
3XLyour pick27.176929.3374.524.0261
4XLyour pick28.747330.5177.524.2161.5
5XLyour pick30.317731.6980.524.4162
6XLyour pick31.898132.8783.524.6162.5

Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.

For the person who is the reason the holidays happen and is deeply, visibly exhausted by it. One mom raccoon with a giant steaming coffee and the eye-bags of the season, standing upright through sheer will while one kit dozes on her head and another climbs her arm. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: snowflake borders in red and green across the shoulders, coffee cups and gold stars scattered through the cream field, a marching band of little raccoons above the hem, and deep red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. It is the sweater that makes the group chat go “this is literally me”, and the easiest way to tell the household hero you see them. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

๐ŸŽ„ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ†’

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