Toadally Festive Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, All-Over Print

One tubby toad, both hands around a steaming mug of cocoa, perched on a stump he has decorated with string lights, radiating the joy of an amphibian who loves the holidays more than is reasonable. His pond sits on a soft sage field with cattails, and the sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a reindeer and zigzag yoke across the shoulders, a full marching-frog band above the hem, band-laddered sleeves, a wreath medallion on the back, and warm rust ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. It pairs a groan-first pun with a face nobody can argue with, a quiet crowd-pleaser for the gift pile. Printed to order, soft fleece inside, toadal commitment outside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. Cocoa-drinking room included.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →