Cold Turkey Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, All-Over Print

He quit on January 1st and he has kept his word all the way into December. Now he is cold turkey in every sense of the phrase: one deadpan, half-lidded bird in a red beanie and striped scarf, standing beside a birdbath that froze solid weeks ago, regretting nothing out loud. He shivers on an icy blue field printed edge to edge like a hand knit, with a snowflake and candy-stripe yoke in brick red across the shoulders, a full marching-turkey band above the hem, band-laddered sleeves, and deep brick-red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. This is the sweater for anyone keeping a resolution out of pure spite. Printed to order, soft fleece inside, commitment outside. The birdbath stays frozen.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. Extra room fits extra layers, which the turkey endorses.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →