Cold Turkey
He quit cold turkey. The birdbath froze, the beanie is on, and he regrets nothing.
He quit cold turkey and kept his word through eleven months, into December, and out to a birdbath that froze weeks ago. Beanie on, scarf on, regretting nothing where anyone can hear him.
- Known for
- Quitting on January 1st and meaning it.
- Pairs with
- Meltdown
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Cold Turkey
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
Cold Turkey Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Pun That Works Twice
Who Cold Turkey is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Meltdown
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
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Cold Turkey Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCold Turkey for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Cold Turkey Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T
Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCold Turkey for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.
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Cold Turkey Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCold Turkey. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Cold Turkey Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageHe quit cold turkey. The birdbath froze, the beanie is on, and he regrets nothing.
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Cold Turkey Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Cold Turkey sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.
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Cold Turkey Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees
Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Cold Turkey tees, one for you and one for yours. US$49.99 together, US$55.98 apart.
