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Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

It is the middle of winter. He found the one frozen pond, laid back on it like a beach chair, and ordered a cocktail. Nobody is going to tell him no.

US$79.99

Size chart and garment measurements

Find your size from your own measurements

SizeYour chestYour waistYour hips
2XSyour pick34.6588.0128.3572.0135.4389.99
XSyour pick36.2292.0029.9276.0037.0194.01
Syour pick37.8096.0131.5080.0138.5897.99
Myour pick39.37100.0033.0784.0040.16102.01
Lyour pick42.52108.0036.2292.0043.31110.01
XLyour pick45.67116.0039.37100.0046.46118.01
2XLyour pick48.82124.0042.52108.0049.61126.01
3XLyour pick51.97132.0045.67116.0052.76134.01
4XLyour pick55.12140.0048.82124.0055.91142.01
5XLyour pick58.27148.0151.97132.0059.06150.01
6XLyour pick61.42156.0155.12140.0062.20157.99

Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.

The sweatshirt itself, laid flat

SizeChest width (flat, half)Body lengthSleeve length
2XSyour pick18.504725.596521.6555
XSyour pick19.294925.7965.521.6555
Syour pick20.085126.386722.2456.5
Myour pick20.875326.9768.522.8358
Lyour pick22.445727.567023.4359.5
XLyour pick24.026128.1571.523.6260
2XLyour pick25.596528.747323.8260.5
3XLyour pick27.176929.3374.524.0261
4XLyour pick28.747330.5177.524.2161.5
5XLyour pick30.317731.6980.524.4162
6XLyour pick31.898132.8783.524.6162.5

Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.

Every friend group has the one who treats a frozen pond like a private beach and somehow makes it look correct. This is that friend, as a cat. One fat, deadpan feline stretched out on its back on the ice in teal sunglasses, a tiny cocktail with an umbrella standing guard by its paw. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: snowflake yoke on deep teal, an icy glowing pond, a full marching-fish band around the hem, and band-laddered sleeves. It reads effortless from across the room and slightly ridiculous up close, which is the whole brief. Printed to order, soft fleece inside. Pairs alarmingly well with owning an actual cat.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. The cat endorses maximum lounging room.

๐ŸŽ„ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ†’

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