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Cool Cat, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Cool Cat

It is the middle of winter. He found the one frozen pond, laid back on it like a beach chair, and ordered a cocktail. Nobody is going to tell him no.

Head of Morale. It is the middle of winter, he found the one frozen pond, laid back on it and ordered a cocktail. The cocktail arrived. Nobody knows who brought it.

Known for
Treating a frozen pond like a private beach.
Pairs with
Meowy Christmas
Ugly Rating
7/10

Every way to wear Cool Cat

Cool Cat sweatshirt, worn
The full story

The Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater: Poolside Rules on a Frozen Pond

Who Cool Cat is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

Read the story

Meet the rest of the cast

Meowy ChristmasMeowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →Chill CapybaraChill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →MeltdownMeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →Night OwlNight OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →Oh DeerOh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →Fa La La La LlamaFa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →Early BirdEarly BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →Sitting DuckSitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →Merry WoofmasMerry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →Tree-RexTree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →Couch PotatoCouch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →Bull In A China ShopBull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →Cold TurkeyCold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →Deer In HeadlightsDeer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →Elephant In The RoomElephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →Fleece NavidadFleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →KoalafiedKoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →Party AnimalParty AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →Shrimp On The BarbieShrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →Silly GooseSilly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →Snug As A BugSnug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →The GiverThe GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →Tired MomTired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →Toadally FestiveToadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →Waddle You WantWaddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →When Pigs FlyWhen Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →Scaredy CatScaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →Boo WhoBoo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →Pumpkin Spice CapybaraPumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →Count CatulaCount CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →FrankenswineFrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →Hang In ThereHang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →Hail SantaHail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →KrampusKrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →Gingerbread ManGingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →Fringe BenefitsFringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →Flamingle BellsFlamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →G.O.A.T. TeacherG.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →Slow BurnSlow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →Latke NightLatke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →Powder DayPowder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →Spin ClassSpin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →

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  • Cool Cat Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee

    Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Cool Cat for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.

    • A soft youth tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
    • Youth S to XL at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Cool Cat Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt

    Christmas US$39.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Cool Cat on a kids crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Youth sizes xs to xl, $39.99.

  • Cool Cat Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T

    Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Cool Cat for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.

    • A soft toddler tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
    • 2T to 5T at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Cool Cat Toddler Ugly Christmas Sweater | Kids Crewneck Sweatshirt, Ages 2 to 7 to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Toddler Ugly Christmas Sweater | Kids Crewneck Sweatshirt, Ages 2 to 7

    Christmas US$36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Cool Cat on a toddler crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Sizes 2 to 7 (ages in years), $36.99.

  • Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men

    Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Cool Cat. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

    • Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
    • XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

    Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    It is the middle of winter. He found the one frozen pond, laid back on it like a beach chair, and ordered a cocktail. Nobody is going to tell him no.

    • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
    • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
  • Cool Cat Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts

    Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Two Cool Cat sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.

    • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
    • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
  • Cool Cat Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
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    Cool Cat Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees

    Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Two Cool Cat tees, one for you and one for yours. US$49.99 together, US$55.98 apart.

    • Two of the same badge tee, one for each of you
    • Each person picks their own size, XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US

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