Couch Potato Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

For the person whose entire holiday tradition is the couch, and who defends it. One deadpan potato in his own little reindeer sweater, settled into a cream couch with a bowl of popcorn on the cushion and the remote within reach, watching a crackling fireplace heater like it is prime-time television. The whole sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a marching-reindeer yoke across the shoulders, popcorn and tiny remotes drifting through the spruce-teal field, a band of strolling potatoes above the hem, and deep red trim at the collar, cuffs and hem. It is the most honest sweater in the shop and the one people quietly relate to the most. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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