Couch Potato
A potato found a couch, a remote, and a fireplace it has decided is the television. This is peak. It is not sorry.
Remote within reach, popcorn on the cushion, fire on. He has watched this channel for nine years and it has never once let him down. He is not sorry. He has never been sorry.
- Known for
- Watching the fireplace like it is television.
- Pairs with
- Snug As A Bug
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Couch Potato
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
Couch Potato: The Ugly Christmas Sweater That Refuses to Get Up
Who Couch Potato is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Snug As A Bug
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
Slow BurnJoin the VIP Club for 10% off Couch Potato and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Couch Potato Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCouch Potato for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Couch Potato Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T
Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCouch Potato for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.
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Couch Potato Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCouch Potato. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Couch Potato Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA potato found a couch, a remote, and a fireplace it has decided is the television. This is peak. It is not sorry.
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Couch Potato Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Couch Potato sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.
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Couch Potato Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees
Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Couch Potato tees, one for you and one for yours. US$49.99 together, US$55.98 apart.
