Early Bird Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Up before everyone, coffee already brewed, insufferably cheerful. The early bird got the worm and the good parking.
US$79.99
Size chart and garment measurements
Find your size from your own measurements
| Size | Your chest | Your waist | Your hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 34.6588.01 | 28.3572.01 | 35.4389.99 |
| XSyour pick | 36.2292.00 | 29.9276.00 | 37.0194.01 |
| Syour pick | 37.8096.01 | 31.5080.01 | 38.5897.99 |
| Myour pick | 39.37100.00 | 33.0784.00 | 40.16102.01 |
| Lyour pick | 42.52108.00 | 36.2292.00 | 43.31110.01 |
| XLyour pick | 45.67116.00 | 39.37100.00 | 46.46118.01 |
| 2XLyour pick | 48.82124.00 | 42.52108.00 | 49.61126.01 |
| 3XLyour pick | 51.97132.00 | 45.67116.00 | 52.76134.01 |
| 4XLyour pick | 55.12140.00 | 48.82124.00 | 55.91142.01 |
| 5XLyour pick | 58.27148.01 | 51.97132.00 | 59.06150.01 |
| 6XLyour pick | 61.42156.01 | 55.12140.00 | 62.20157.99 |
Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.
The sweatshirt itself, laid flat
| Size | Chest width (flat, half) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 18.5047 | 25.5965 | 21.6555 |
| XSyour pick | 19.2949 | 25.7965.5 | 21.6555 |
| Syour pick | 20.0851 | 26.3867 | 22.2456.5 |
| Myour pick | 20.8753 | 26.9768.5 | 22.8358 |
| Lyour pick | 22.4457 | 27.5670 | 23.4359.5 |
| XLyour pick | 24.0261 | 28.1571.5 | 23.6260 |
| 2XLyour pick | 25.5965 | 28.7473 | 23.8260.5 |
| 3XLyour pick | 27.1769 | 29.3374.5 | 24.0261 |
| 4XLyour pick | 28.7473 | 30.5177.5 | 24.2161.5 |
| 5XLyour pick | 30.3177 | 31.6980.5 | 24.4162 |
| 6XLyour pick | 31.8981 | 32.8783.5 | 24.6162.5 |
Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.
He set an alarm for Christmas and it worked. One deadpan, heavy-lidded bird in his own little fair-isle sweater, standing guard beside a present bigger than he is, first in line while the sunrise spells it out behind him. The whole sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke across the shoulders, a marching-bird band above the hem, band-laddered sleeves, and deep red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. This is the sweater for the person who is up before everyone and quietly pleased about it. Pairs perfectly with the Night Owl for a couple who will recognise themselves instantly. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.
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