Early Bird
Up before everyone, coffee already brewed, insufferably cheerful. The early bird got the worm and the good parking.
He set an alarm for Christmas and it worked. Coffee brewed, present located, sunrise in progress. He has been up for hours. He will not say it, but you will hear about it anyway.
- Known for
- First in line since 5am.
- Pairs with
- Night Owl
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Early Bird
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
Early Bird: The Ugly Christmas Sweater for Morning People
Who Early Bird is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Night Owl
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
Slow BurnJoin the VIP Club for 10% off Early Bird and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Early Bird Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageEarly Bird for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Early Bird Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T
Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageEarly Bird for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.
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Early Bird Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageEarly Bird. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Early Bird Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageUp before everyone, coffee already brewed, insufferably cheerful. The early bird got the worm and the good parking.
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Early Bird Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Early Bird sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. $144.99 together, $159.98 apart.
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Early Bird Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees
Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Early Bird tees, one for you and one for yours. US$49.99 together, US$55.98 apart.
