Koalafied Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

For the person who is technically holding everything together and would prefer nobody look too closely. One heavy-lidded koala in a red party hat and his own festive sweater, hoisting light-strung gum branches over his head with the calm of someone who has stopped reading their emails. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke across the shoulders, eucalyptus sprigs scattered through the warm golden field, a marching-koala band around the hem, and deep red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. It is the Australian summer-Christmas energy no US ugly-sweater brand can copy, and it works equally well on a koala person and a koala. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up. Full-print sweatshirt, no colour limit, made to order.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →