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Koalafied, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Koalafied

Is he qualified for Christmas? No. Is he koalafied? Somehow, yes.

Is he qualified to run Christmas? No. Party hat on, light-strung gum branches over his head, eyes half shut, he is holding everything together with the calm of someone who stopped reading his emails in October.

Known for
Being koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.
Ugly Rating
7/10

Every way to wear Koalafied

Koalafied sweatshirt, worn
The full story

The Koalafied Ugly Christmas Sweater: Barely Qualified, Fully Committed

Who Koalafied is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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