Meowy Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt
The tree took three hours to decorate. The cat needs four seconds. One ornament down, eleven to go, zero remorse.
US$79.99
One enormous, deeply unimpressed orange cat in its own tiny reindeer sweater, caught mid-swat with the first ornament already off the tree. Knitted with Nordic star and heart borders, a marching ornament band, and paw prints padding quietly across a warm butter field, because the crime scene should look cozy. It is the sweater for anyone who owns a cat, has met a cat, or has swept up a shattered bauble in December while a cat watched. Pairs with Cool Cat for a two-cat household that knows exactly which one is the problem.
Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.
🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →
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