Merry Woofmas Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

A very good boy who has completely misunderstood the assignment. The tree behind him stands bare, the ornaments sit unopened in their box, and the puppy is wearing the whole operation: gold star topper planted on his head, string lights draped around his neck like the season’s proudest necklace, parked on the red rug with no plans to move. Knitted with a cream snowflake yoke, a marching band of little sitting puppies along the hem, and a warm caramel field that lets the hero shine. The back carries a small knitted pup in an ornate red wreath medallion, plus its own puppy parade. Merry Woofmas to all, and to the tree, better luck next year.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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