
Merry Woofmas
The tree is right there. He put the star on his own head anyway.
The tree is right there. The ornaments are in the box. He put the star on his own head, draped the lights around his neck, and sat down on the rug to wait for someone to tell him he did well. He did well.
- Known for
- Wearing the tree instead of decorating it.
- Pairs with
- Tree-Rex
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Merry Woofmas
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Merry Woofmas Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Dog Found the Presents
Who Merry Woofmas is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Tree-Rex
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
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Merry Woofmas Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageMerry Woofmas. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Merry Woofmas Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageThe tree is right there. He put the star on his own head anyway.
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Merry Woofmas Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Merry Woofmas sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.