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Merry Woofmas, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Merry Woofmas

The tree is right there. He put the star on his own head anyway.

The tree is right there. The ornaments are in the box. He put the star on his own head, draped the lights around his neck, and sat down on the rug to wait for someone to tell him he did well. He did well.

Known for
Wearing the tree instead of decorating it.
Pairs with
Tree-Rex
Ugly Rating
8/10

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Merry Woofmas sweatshirt, worn
The full story

Merry Woofmas Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Dog Found the Presents

Who Merry Woofmas is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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