Sitting Duck Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

Every holiday party has one guest who checked out around the second round of charades and settled in with a warm drink. This sweatshirt honors that guest. One heavy-lidded duck in his own little reindeer sweater, parked in a red plaid wingback armchair beside a stone fireplace, steaming mug in wing, feet nowhere near the floor. The whole sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: snowflake borders across the shoulders, tiny mugs and snowflakes scattered through the holly-green field, a march of cream ducks above the hem, and deep red ribbing at the collar, cuffs and hem. The joke lands slowly, which is the point: people read it, pause, then quietly decide you are the funniest person in the room. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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