Sitting Duck
He is a duck. He is sitting. We looked into it and there was no other option.
Head of Quality Control. He sits by the fire with the cocoa and looks at each design for a long time. If it passes he says nothing. If it fails he also says nothing. Nobody has ever needed a second opinion.
- Known for
- Sitting. Judging. Saying nothing.
- Pairs with
- Chill Capybara
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Sitting Duck
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
Meet the Sitting Duck: The Ugly Christmas Sweater That Refuses to Move
Who Sitting Duck is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
Slow BurnJoin the VIP Club for 10% off Sitting Duck and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Sitting Duck Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageSitting Duck for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Sitting Duck Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T
Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageSitting Duck for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.
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Sitting Duck Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageSitting Duck. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Sitting Duck Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageHe is a duck. He is sitting. We looked into it and there was no other option.
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Sitting Duck Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Sitting Duck sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.
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Sitting Duck Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees
Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Sitting Duck tees, one for you and one for yours. US$49.99 together, US$55.98 apart.
