Tree-Rex Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

A T-rex who wants one thing this Christmas: to put the star on top of the tree. The star is in his hand. The hand is at his hip. The treetop stays bare, several feet of pure evolutionary shortfall above him, and his face says he has been through all five stages about it. Knitted with a snowflake yoke, a fireplace scene with stockings he also cannot reach, a gift stack he can, and a marching band of tiny T-rexes who share both his direction and his limitations. The back carries a star medallion inside a berry wreath, placed exactly where he could never fasten it. For everyone whose reach has ever fallen short of their holiday spirit.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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