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Tree-Rex, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Tree-Rex

His arms cannot reach the sleeves. He has made peace with this. You will not.

He wants one thing this Christmas and it is eleven inches out of range. The star is in his hand. The hand is at his hip. He has been through all five stages about it and has settled on standing very still.

Known for
Holding the star. Not reaching the tree.
Pairs with
Merry Woofmas
Ugly Rating
9/10

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Tree-Rex sweatshirt, worn
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Tree-Rex Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Arms Do Not Reach

Who Tree-Rex is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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