International Shipping & Christmas Delivery Dates
Yes — we ship your ugly masterpiece almost anywhere on the planet. 🌍 A US website, sure, but the sleigh flies international. Here’s exactly when to order and where we deliver.
🌍 Do You Ship Internationally?
Absolutely. We ship to virtually every country in the world. Our production partners make your item at the facility closest to you and send it on its merry way — so wherever you are, if we can reach you, it’ll show up as an option at checkout.
The only places we currently can’t deliver to (because of carrier or legal restrictions outside our control) are:
Russia · Belarus · Cuba · Iran · North Korea · Syria · Ecuador · the Gaza Strip · and the Crimea, Luhansk & Donetsk regions of Ukraine.
Shipping to Ukraine and Kosovo is currently limited to a small selection of items. These restrictions can change with global carrier conditions.
Not sure if we reach you? Just add an item to your cart and pop in your address — available delivery options and live estimates appear instantly. No guessing.
⏱️ How Long Will It Take?
Every sweater is made to order, so there are two clocks: the time to make it, then the time to ship it.
- Printed items (sweatshirts, hoodies, tees): about 3–7 business days to make.
- Knitted designs: about 2 weeks to make — every stitch happens after you order.
Then shipping on top, roughly:
| Destination | Typical shipping time |
|---|---|
| 🇺🇸 USA | 3–4 business days |
| 🇪🇺 Europe | 6–8 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 2–14 business days |
| 🇯🇵 Japan | 4–8 business days |
| 🌏 Everywhere else | 10–20 business days |
Estimates only — your exact delivery window and available methods are calculated live at checkout for your specific address.
🎄 Christmas Delivery Cut-Off Dates
Order by these dates to get your sweater under the tree by December 25. 🎁
🖨️ Printed items (sweatshirts, hoodies, tees)
| Shipping to | Standard | Express |
|---|---|---|
| 🇺🇸 USA (domestic) | Dec 11 | Dec 16 |
| 🌍 International | Nov 26 | Dec 14 |
🧶 Knitted sweaters (knitted to order)
Because each knit is made stitch-by-stitch just for you, they need a head start:
🇺🇸 USA & 🌍 Worldwide — order by November 15.
These are the latest safe dates for standard delivery. December gets busy for every carrier, so earlier is always safer. Missed a date? Choose Express at checkout where it’s offered — it’s the fastest way to still make it.
📦 Customs, Returns & The Fine Print
- Customs: Some international orders may have customs or import fees charged by your local postal service or government. We can’t predict them and they aren’t covered by us.
- Wrong or damaged? Contact us within 30 days with your order number and a photo — we’ll replace it or refund you.
- Returns: Because everything is made to order, we don’t take returns for buyer’s remorse or size swaps — but defective or incorrect items are always on us.
Full details live on our Shipping & Returns page. Questions? Contact us — we’re friendly. 💚
