Bull in a China Shop Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

Somewhere between the gift exchange and the good glassware, every gathering gains a guest who is one wrong move from disaster and painfully aware of it. Here he is: one large, wide-eyed bull in his own snowman-and-reindeer sweater, standing very still in a narrow china shop aisle, shelves of porcelain on both sides, lanterns glowing overhead, a stack of plates mid-topple, and one teacup balanced on his horn like a dare. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke across the shoulders, floating teacups in the deep brick-red field, and a full marching-bull band around the hem. Wear it to the office party and let people work out whether the bull is you. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one, the bull appreciates the extra room. Pet version: measure back length and chest against the size chart before ordering, and when in doubt size up.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →