Bull in a China Shop Ugly Christmas Sweater
He has not broken anything yet. The teacups are watching. Everyone is being very brave.
- All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
- 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
- Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
US$79.99
Size chart and garment measurements
Find your size from your own measurements
| Size | Your chest | Your waist | Your hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 34.6588.01 | 28.3572.01 | 35.4389.99 |
| XSyour pick | 36.2292.00 | 29.9276.00 | 37.0194.01 |
| Syour pick | 37.8096.01 | 31.5080.01 | 38.5897.99 |
| Myour pick | 39.37100.00 | 33.0784.00 | 40.16102.01 |
| Lyour pick | 42.52108.00 | 36.2292.00 | 43.31110.01 |
| XLyour pick | 45.67116.00 | 39.37100.00 | 46.46118.01 |
| 2XLyour pick | 48.82124.00 | 42.52108.00 | 49.61126.01 |
| 3XLyour pick | 51.97132.00 | 45.67116.00 | 52.76134.01 |
| 4XLyour pick | 55.12140.00 | 48.82124.00 | 55.91142.01 |
| 5XLyour pick | 58.27148.01 | 51.97132.00 | 59.06150.01 |
| 6XLyour pick | 61.42156.01 | 55.12140.00 | 62.20157.99 |
Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.
The sweatshirt itself, laid flat
| Size | Chest width (flat, half) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 18.5047 | 25.5965 | 21.6555 |
| XSyour pick | 19.2949 | 25.7965.5 | 21.6555 |
| Syour pick | 20.0851 | 26.3867 | 22.2456.5 |
| Myour pick | 20.8753 | 26.9768.5 | 22.8358 |
| Lyour pick | 22.4457 | 27.5670 | 23.4359.5 |
| XLyour pick | 24.0261 | 28.1571.5 | 23.6260 |
| 2XLyour pick | 25.5965 | 28.7473 | 23.8260.5 |
| 3XLyour pick | 27.1769 | 29.3374.5 | 24.0261 |
| 4XLyour pick | 28.7473 | 30.5177.5 | 24.2161.5 |
| 5XLyour pick | 30.3177 | 31.6980.5 | 24.4162 |
| 6XLyour pick | 31.8981 | 32.8783.5 | 24.6162.5 |
Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.
Lifestyle photos are styled illustrations; use the size chart for fit.
Somewhere between the gift exchange and the good glassware, every gathering gains a guest who is one wrong move from disaster and painfully aware of it. Here he is: one large, wide-eyed bull in his own snowman-and-reindeer sweater, standing very still in a narrow china shop aisle, shelves of porcelain on both sides, lanterns glowing overhead, a stack of plates mid-topple, and one teacup balanced on his horn like a dare. The sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a snowflake yoke across the shoulders, floating teacups in the deep brick-red field, and a full marching-bull band around the hem. Wear it to the office party and let people work out whether the bull is you. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.
Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one, the bull appreciates the extra room. Pet version: measure back length and chest against the size chart before ordering, and when in doubt size up.
🎄 Order by Dec 9 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →
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