Meltdown Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Somebody lit the fireplace. The snowman came inside anyway, drink in hand.
US$79.99
Size chart and garment measurements
Find your size from your own measurements
| Size | Your chest | Your waist | Your hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 34.6588.01 | 28.3572.01 | 35.4389.99 |
| XSyour pick | 36.2292.00 | 29.9276.00 | 37.0194.01 |
| Syour pick | 37.8096.01 | 31.5080.01 | 38.5897.99 |
| Myour pick | 39.37100.00 | 33.0784.00 | 40.16102.01 |
| Lyour pick | 42.52108.00 | 36.2292.00 | 43.31110.01 |
| XLyour pick | 45.67116.00 | 39.37100.00 | 46.46118.01 |
| 2XLyour pick | 48.82124.00 | 42.52108.00 | 49.61126.01 |
| 3XLyour pick | 51.97132.00 | 45.67116.00 | 52.76134.01 |
| 4XLyour pick | 55.12140.00 | 48.82124.00 | 55.91142.01 |
| 5XLyour pick | 58.27148.01 | 51.97132.00 | 59.06150.01 |
| 6XLyour pick | 61.42156.01 | 55.12140.00 | 62.20157.99 |
Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.
The sweatshirt itself, laid flat
| Size | Chest width (flat, half) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 18.5047 | 25.5965 | 21.6555 |
| XSyour pick | 19.2949 | 25.7965.5 | 21.6555 |
| Syour pick | 20.0851 | 26.3867 | 22.2456.5 |
| Myour pick | 20.8753 | 26.9768.5 | 22.8358 |
| Lyour pick | 22.4457 | 27.5670 | 23.4359.5 |
| XLyour pick | 24.0261 | 28.1571.5 | 23.6260 |
| 2XLyour pick | 25.5965 | 28.7473 | 23.8260.5 |
| 3XLyour pick | 27.1769 | 29.3374.5 | 24.0261 |
| 4XLyour pick | 28.7473 | 30.5177.5 | 24.2161.5 |
| 5XLyour pick | 30.3177 | 31.6980.5 | 24.4162 |
| 6XLyour pick | 31.8981 | 32.8783.5 | 24.6162.5 |
Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.
A snowman having the least merry moment of his life: indoors, by a roaring fireplace, lower half already a puddle, festive pink drink still firmly in twig hand. The face says everything and the gritted teeth say the rest. Knitted with a green snowflake yoke, a marching band of tiny snowmen who have not yet realized where they are headed, and droplets scattered across a snow-cream field. For every host whose December peaked too early and kept going anyway. The back carries a melting-snowman medallion, mid-crisis, framed in red.
Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.
๐ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ
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