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Houston football fan Christmas shirts and sweatshirts in the team colours: ugly Christmas sweaters, tees, kids and toddler tees and matching sets. Unofficial, generic bull art, no team marks.

A deadpan wombat with a pair of bull horns in the full navy-and-red kit, foam finger raised, standing in fresh snow under the stadium lights. A row of little cream bulls in red scarves marches along his hem. The horns came free with the hat.

Known for
Navy and red, horns out, foam finger up.
Ugly Rating
7/10

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The other cities

WashingtonWashingtonBurgundy and gold, foam finger up, unbothered in the snow.Shop Washington →DallasDallasNavy and silver, foam finger up, already celebrating.Shop Dallas →Green BayGreen BayGreen and gold, wombat energy, no coat.Shop Green Bay →Kansas CityKansas CityRed and gold, first at the tailgate.Shop Kansas City →BuffaloBuffaloRoyal blue and red, out in table weather.Shop Buffalo →PittsburghPittsburghBlack and gold, a burly bear who is not going in.Shop Pittsburgh →PhiladelphiaPhiladelphiaMidnight green, a plush eagle, brotherly love.Shop Philadelphia →San FranciscoSan FranciscoScarlet and gold, a scruffy dog with a gold pan.Shop San Francisco →ChicagoChicagoNavy and orange, foam finger up, scarf wrapped twice.Shop Chicago →MiamiMiamiAqua and orange, foam finger up, out in the snow.Shop Miami →New YorkNew YorkBlue and red, foam finger up, grinning in the snow.Shop New York →New EnglandNew EnglandNavy and red, tricorn on, foam finger up.Shop New England →DenverDenverNavy and orange, foam finger up, mane under the beanie.Shop Denver →SeattleSeattleNavy and green, one finger up, beanie pulled low.Shop Seattle →

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  • Houston Fan Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan kids tee, green model

    Houston Fan Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee

    Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Houston football shirt for kids, an ugly Christmas tee with a knitted badge. A funny Christmas gift for young Houston fans, $24.99, youth S to XL.

    • A soft youth tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
    • Youth S to XL at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Houston Fan Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Tees, City Colours to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan matching Christmas tees for couples, pure white

    Houston Fan Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Tees, City Colours

    Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Matching Houston football shirts for couples, two ugly Christmas tees with knitted badges. A funny Christmas gift for Houston fans, $49.99 the pair.

    • Two of the same badge tee, one for each of you
    • Each person picks their own size, XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Houston Fan Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan matching ugly Christmas sweatshirts for couples

    Houston Fan Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts

    Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Matching Houston football sweatshirts for couples, two ugly Christmas sweaters printed all over. A Christmas gift for Houston fans, $144.99 the pair.

    • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
    • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
  • Houston Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan toddler tee, blue model

    Houston Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T

    Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Houston football tee for toddlers, an ugly Christmas shirt with a knitted badge. A Christmas gift for the littlest Houston fans, $21.99, 2T to 5T.

    • A soft toddler tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
    • 2T to 5T at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Houston Fan Ugly Christmas Shirt | Houston Football Shirt, Funny Christmas Gift for Women and Men to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan tee on a model, pure white

    Houston Fan Ugly Christmas Shirt | Houston Football Shirt, Funny Christmas Gift for Women and Men

    Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Houston football shirt with a knitted badge, our ugly Christmas tee for Houston fans. A funny Christmas gift for women and men, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

    • Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
    • XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
  • Houston Fan Ugly Christmas Sweater | Houston Football Sweatshirt, Funny Christmas Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Houston Fan ugly Christmas sweatshirt, men's front

    Houston Fan Ugly Christmas Sweater | Houston Football Sweatshirt, Funny Christmas Gift

    Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Houston football sweatshirt printed all over, our ugly Christmas sweater for Houston fans. A funny Christmas gift, $79.99, 2XS to 5XL.

    • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
    • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US

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