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Slow Burn Ugly Hanukkah Sweater

Eight nights suits him.

  • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
  • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US

US$79.99

Size chart and garment measurements

Find your size from your own measurements

SizeYour chestYour waistYour hips
2XSyour pick34.6588.0128.3572.0135.4389.99
XSyour pick36.2292.0029.9276.0037.0194.01
Syour pick37.8096.0131.5080.0138.5897.99
Myour pick39.37100.0033.0784.0040.16102.01
Lyour pick42.52108.0036.2292.0043.31110.01
XLyour pick45.67116.0039.37100.0046.46118.01
2XLyour pick48.82124.0042.52108.0049.61126.01
3XLyour pick51.97132.0045.67116.0052.76134.01
4XLyour pick55.12140.0048.82124.0055.91142.01
5XLyour pick58.27148.0151.97132.0059.06150.01
6XLyour pick61.42156.0155.12140.0062.20157.99

Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.

The sweatshirt itself, laid flat

SizeChest width (flat, half)Body lengthSleeve length
2XSyour pick18.504725.596521.6555
XSyour pick19.294925.7965.521.6555
Syour pick20.085126.386722.2456.5
Myour pick20.875326.9768.522.8358
Lyour pick22.445727.567023.4359.5
XLyour pick24.026128.1571.523.6260
2XLyour pick25.596528.747323.8260.5
3XLyour pick27.176929.3374.524.0261
4XLyour pick28.747330.5177.524.2161.5
5XLyour pick30.317731.6980.524.4162
6XLyour pick31.898132.8783.524.6162.5

Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.

Lifestyle photos are styled illustrations; use the size chart for fit.

Eight nights suits him. One deadpan sloth sitting on a wooden bench in a royal-blue fair-isle sweater, holding up a lit silver menorah with a plate of latkes and a small dreidel beside him. The scene sits on a snow-cream field printed edge to edge like a hand knit, under a royal-blue snowflake yoke, with a marching band of blue dreidels above the hem and laddered bands down each sleeve. The back carries a big blue and silver star medallion. Royal-blue ribbing at collar, cuffs and hem. Printed to order, soft fleece inside, at his own pace.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. Runs 2XS to 6XL at one price.

🕎 Order by Nov 23 for US delivery before the first night of Hanukkah (sundown, Friday Dec 4). Celebrating Christmas too? Order by Dec 11 for US delivery before Christmas. More dates: cut-off dates for your country →

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    Two Slow Burn Hanukkah sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. $144.99 together, $159.98 apart.

    • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
    • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
    • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US