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Slow Burn, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Slow Burn

A sloth on a bench with a lit menorah, a plate of latkes and a dreidel. Eight nights suits him.

Head of Taking Your Time. A festival that runs eight nights and asks you to light one candle at a time was always going to suit him. He has the menorah in one paw and the whole week ahead of him. There is no rushing this part.

Known for
Eight nights is exactly his pace.
Pairs with
Koalafied
Ugly Rating
7/10
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Slow Burn sweatshirt, worn
The full story

Slow Burn Hanukkah Ugly Sweater: Eight Nights Is Exactly His Pace

Who Slow Burn is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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