Ugly Hanukkah Sweaters and Shirts

Ugly Hanukkah sweaters and funny Hanukkah shirts starring Slow Burn, a deadpan sloth holding a lit menorah at his own pace. Eight nights suits him. The design comes as an all-over-print sweatshirt (US$79.99, 2XS to 6XL), a tee (US$27.99, XS to 5XL), matching pairs for couples, and kids and toddler tees, at one price in every size and printed to order. Hanukkah 2026 begins at sundown on December 4, so order by November 23 for the first night. Celebrating more than one holiday? Browse matching sets or the whole cast.

Common questions

When is Hanukkah 2026?

Hanukkah 2026 begins at sundown on Friday, December 4 and runs eight nights to Saturday, December 12.

When should I order for the first night?

Order by November 23. Every piece is printed to order and reaches most US addresses in about seven to nine days, with a little extra margin for the December rush.

What sizes and prices are there?

Sweatshirt US$79.99 in 2XS to 6XL, tee US$27.99 in XS to 5XL, couples tee pair US$49.99, couples sweatshirt pair US$144.99, kids tee US$24.99 and toddler tee US$21.99. One price in every size.

Who is Slow Burn?

A sloth in a royal-blue fair isle sweater, holding a lit menorah beside a plate of latkes. Eight nights suits him.