Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweater, Sweatshirt

One extremely round penguin, mid-waddle, transporting your Christmas present the only way he knows how: balanced on his head, scarf streaming, a trail of wobbly footprints proving he has not once walked in a straight line. Knitted with Nordic snowflake and reindeer borders and a marching band of tiny penguins, each hauling its own rooftop gift across a frosty ice-blue field. It is the sweater for the person whose presents arrive in January, the friend who never rushes anywhere, or anyone who has ever been asked “well, waddle you want then?” Pairs with Chill Capybara for a two-mascot household of maximum calm.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.

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