Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.
US$79.99
Size chart and garment measurements
Find your size from your own measurements
| Size | Your chest | Your waist | Your hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 34.6588.01 | 28.3572.01 | 35.4389.99 |
| XSyour pick | 36.2292.00 | 29.9276.00 | 37.0194.01 |
| Syour pick | 37.8096.01 | 31.5080.01 | 38.5897.99 |
| Myour pick | 39.37100.00 | 33.0784.00 | 40.16102.01 |
| Lyour pick | 42.52108.00 | 36.2292.00 | 43.31110.01 |
| XLyour pick | 45.67116.00 | 39.37100.00 | 46.46118.01 |
| 2XLyour pick | 48.82124.00 | 42.52108.00 | 49.61126.01 |
| 3XLyour pick | 51.97132.00 | 45.67116.00 | 52.76134.01 |
| 4XLyour pick | 55.12140.00 | 48.82124.00 | 55.91142.01 |
| 5XLyour pick | 58.27148.01 | 51.97132.00 | 59.06150.01 |
| 6XLyour pick | 61.42156.01 | 55.12140.00 | 62.20157.99 |
Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.
The sweatshirt itself, laid flat
| Size | Chest width (flat, half) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 18.5047 | 25.5965 | 21.6555 |
| XSyour pick | 19.2949 | 25.7965.5 | 21.6555 |
| Syour pick | 20.0851 | 26.3867 | 22.2456.5 |
| Myour pick | 20.8753 | 26.9768.5 | 22.8358 |
| Lyour pick | 22.4457 | 27.5670 | 23.4359.5 |
| XLyour pick | 24.0261 | 28.1571.5 | 23.6260 |
| 2XLyour pick | 25.5965 | 28.7473 | 23.8260.5 |
| 3XLyour pick | 27.1769 | 29.3374.5 | 24.0261 |
| 4XLyour pick | 28.7473 | 30.5177.5 | 24.2161.5 |
| 5XLyour pick | 30.3177 | 31.6980.5 | 24.4162 |
| 6XLyour pick | 31.8981 | 32.8783.5 | 24.6162.5 |
Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.
One extremely round penguin, mid-waddle, transporting your Christmas present the only way he knows how: balanced on his head, scarf streaming, a trail of wobbly footprints proving he has not once walked in a straight line. Knitted with Nordic snowflake and reindeer borders and a marching band of tiny penguins, each hauling its own rooftop gift across a frosty ice-blue field. It is the sweater for the person whose presents arrive in January, the friend who never rushes anywhere, or anyone who has ever been asked “well, waddle you want then?” Pairs with Chill Capybara for a two-mascot household of maximum calm.
Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.
🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →
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