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Waddle You Want, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Waddle You Want

You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.

You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. The footprints behind him have never once formed a straight line. It will get there when he gets there.

Known for
Delivering your present on his head, eventually.
Pairs with
Chill Capybara
Ugly Rating
7/10

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Waddle You Want sweatshirt, worn
The full story

Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Duck Is Not Answering

Who Waddle You Want is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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