
Waddle You Want
You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.
You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. The footprints behind him have never once formed a straight line. It will get there when he gets there.
- Known for
- Delivering your present on his head, eventually.
- Pairs with
- Chill Capybara
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Waddle You Want
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Duck Is Not Answering
Who Waddle You Want is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
Slow BurnJoin the VIP Club for 10% off Waddle You Want and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageWaddle You Want. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageYou asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.
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Waddle You Want Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Waddle You Want sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.