Meet the Character

Waddle You Want

You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.

You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. The footprints behind him have never once formed a straight line. It will get there when he gets there.

Known for

Delivering your present on his head, eventually.

Pairs with

Chill Capybara

Ugly Rating

7/10

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Every way to wear Waddle You Want

All-over-print sweatshirt 2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99 Badge tee XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$36.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$39.99 Couples sweatshirt set Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99

The full story

Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: The Duck Is Not Answering

Who Waddle You Want is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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Meet the rest of the cast

Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →

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• Waddle You Want Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Waddle You Want Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt

  Christmas US$39.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Waddle You Want on a kids crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Youth sizes xs to xl, $39.99.

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  Waddle You Want on a toddler crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Sizes 2 to 7 (ages in years), $36.99.

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  Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men

  Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Waddle You Want. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

  • Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
  • XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
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  Waddle You Want Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men

  Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  You asked what he got you. He put it on his head and started walking. It’ll get there when he gets there.

  • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
  • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
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  Waddle You Want Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts

  Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Two Waddle You Want sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. US$144.99 together, US$159.98 apart.

  • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
  • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US