Couch Potato Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women and Men
A potato found a couch, a remote, and a fireplace it has decided is the television. This is peak. It is not sorry.
US$79.99
Size chart and garment measurements
Find your size from your own measurements
| Size | Your chest | Your waist | Your hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 34.6588.01 | 28.3572.01 | 35.4389.99 |
| XSyour pick | 36.2292.00 | 29.9276.00 | 37.0194.01 |
| Syour pick | 37.8096.01 | 31.5080.01 | 38.5897.99 |
| Myour pick | 39.37100.00 | 33.0784.00 | 40.16102.01 |
| Lyour pick | 42.52108.00 | 36.2292.00 | 43.31110.01 |
| XLyour pick | 45.67116.00 | 39.37100.00 | 46.46118.01 |
| 2XLyour pick | 48.82124.00 | 42.52108.00 | 49.61126.01 |
| 3XLyour pick | 51.97132.00 | 45.67116.00 | 52.76134.01 |
| 4XLyour pick | 55.12140.00 | 48.82124.00 | 55.91142.01 |
| 5XLyour pick | 58.27148.01 | 51.97132.00 | 59.06150.01 |
| 6XLyour pick | 61.42156.01 | 55.12140.00 | 62.20157.99 |
Measure around the fullest part, tape level with the floor. Between two sizes, go up one.
The sweatshirt itself, laid flat
| Size | Chest width (flat, half) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XSyour pick | 18.5047 | 25.5965 | 21.6555 |
| XSyour pick | 19.2949 | 25.7965.5 | 21.6555 |
| Syour pick | 20.0851 | 26.3867 | 22.2456.5 |
| Myour pick | 20.8753 | 26.9768.5 | 22.8358 |
| Lyour pick | 22.4457 | 27.5670 | 23.4359.5 |
| XLyour pick | 24.0261 | 28.1571.5 | 23.6260 |
| 2XLyour pick | 25.5965 | 28.7473 | 23.8260.5 |
| 3XLyour pick | 27.1769 | 29.3374.5 | 24.0261 |
| 4XLyour pick | 28.7473 | 30.5177.5 | 24.2161.5 |
| 5XLyour pick | 30.3177 | 31.6980.5 | 24.4162 |
| 6XLyour pick | 31.8981 | 32.8783.5 | 24.6162.5 |
Made to order by hand, so allow up to 1 in (2.5 cm) either way. Chest is half the garment measured flat, so double it for the way round.
For the person whose entire holiday tradition is the couch, and who defends it. One deadpan potato in his own little reindeer sweater, settled into a cream couch with a bowl of popcorn on the cushion and the remote within reach, watching a crackling fireplace heater like it is prime-time television. The whole sweatshirt prints edge to edge like a hand knit: a marching-reindeer yoke across the shoulders, popcorn and tiny remotes drifting through the spruce-teal field, a band of strolling potatoes above the hem, and deep red trim at the collar, cuffs and hem. It is the most honest sweater in the shop and the one people quietly relate to the most. Printed to order, soft fleece inside.
Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes size up.
๐ Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas, US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country โ
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