Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt

She cannot see the party. She is still at the party. One deadpan ginger highland cow with a long shaggy fringe and two wide horns, a small green wreath hooked over one of them, standing in fresh snow in her own sage-green reindeer sweater, a red mug of cocoa on the fence post and a snowy cottage behind. The scene sits on a snow-cream field printed edge to edge like a hand knit, under a pine-green snowflake yoke, with a marching band of ginger highland cows above the hem and laddered bands down each sleeve. The back carries a big green wreath with a red bow. Pine-green ribbing at collar, cuffs and hem. Printed to order, soft fleece inside, the fringe stays.

Size guidance: Unisex classic fit, true to size; between sizes, go up one. Runs 2XS to 6XL at one price.

🎄 Order by Dec 11 for delivery before Christmas — US domestic, standard shipping. Shipping outside the US, or want a knit? See cut-off dates for your country →