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Fringe Benefits, as printed on the sweatshirt
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Fringe Benefits

A highland cow with a wreath hooked over one horn and a fringe over both eyes. She cannot see the party. She is still at the party.

A highland cow with a fringe he cannot see past, out in the snow with a hot drink and a wreath on the fence behind him. He has been told the view from here is lovely. He is taking everyone's word for it.

Known for
All fringe, no visibility.
Ugly Rating
7/10

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Fringe Benefits sweatshirt, worn
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Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Sweater: All Fringe, No Visibility

Who Fringe Benefits is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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