
Fringe Benefits
A highland cow with a wreath hooked over one horn and a fringe over both eyes. She cannot see the party. She is still at the party.
A highland cow with a fringe he cannot see past, out in the snow with a hot drink and a wreath on the fence behind him. He has been told the view from here is lovely. He is taking everyone's word for it.
- Known for
- All fringe, no visibility.
- Pairs with
- Bull In A China Shop
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Fringe Benefits
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Sweater: All Fringe, No Visibility
Who Fringe Benefits is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
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Bull In A China Shop
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Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
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Fringe Benefits Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFringe Benefits for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFringe Benefits. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageShe cannot see the party. She is still at the party.