Christmas

A grandma owl, mid-knit, runs the entire holiday and takes no credit. The Giver story, its 3/10 Ugly Rating, every form and price, and the November 15 knit cutoff.

A literal potato, a couch, and a fireplace it has decided is the television. The Couch Potato story, its 4/10 Ugly Rating, all six forms with prices, and the November 15 knit cutoff.

Coffee brewed, sunrise claimed, insufferably cheerful. The Early Bird story, its 5/10 Ugly Rating, every form and price, and why pairing it with the Night Owl is the gift of the season.

Wide awake at 2am and proud of it. The Night Owl story, its midnight-navy palette, the 5/10 Ugly Rating, every form and price, and the November 15 knit cutoff.

A deadpan wombat stands perfectly still while the party explodes behind him. The Party Animal story, its 6/10 Ugly Rating, every form and price, and the November 15 knit cutoff.

Meet the bug who took a saying literally and moved into a rug. The Snug as a Bug story, its Ugly Rating, every form from the $27.99 tee to the $139 knit, and the November 15 knit cutoff.

Nobody is going to mention it. It is enormous. It is wearing a party hat. Meet the boldest design in the 2026 line and the four forms it comes in.

You asked him about his plans for the holidays. This is the face. Meet the most relatable half-second of the season, now available in yarn.