The Ugly Truth (and Other Festive Fun)

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A festival that runs eight nights and asks you to light one candle at a time was always going to suit a sloth. Meet Slow Burn, and every form the sweater comes in.

The class started calling her the G.O.A.T. and she never corrected them. Meet the G.O.A.T. Teacher, and every form the sweater comes in.

Half the world does Christmas in summer and this flamingo is the half that says so. Meet Flamingle Bells, and every form the sweater comes in.

A highland cow with a fringe he cannot see past, out in the snow with a hot drink. Meet Fringe Benefits, and every form the sweater comes in.

He came out of the oven, got two currants for eyes, and was set down next to the cutter that made him. Meet the Gingerbread Man, and every form the sweater comes in.

A black goat in a Santa hat, on a stage, with the whole room giving the hand signal back. Meet Hail Santa, and every form the sweater comes in.

One of them takes the credit and the milk. Krampus works the same night on the other half of the list. Meet him, and every form the sweater comes in.