Meet the Cast
The Festive Folks
Meet the Cast
Forty-three deadpan animals in regrettable holiday knitwear, new faces for Halloween and Hanukkah among them, every one drawn by us and printed edge to edge on a sweatshirt, a badge tee and a couples set. Pick the one that is you. Somebody at the party will confirm it.
Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →
Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →
MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →
Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →
Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →
Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →
Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →
Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →
Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →
Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →
Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →
Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →
Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →
Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →
Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →
Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →
Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →
KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →
Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →
Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →
Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →
Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →
The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →
Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →
Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →
Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →
When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →
Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →
Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →
Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →
Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →
FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →
Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →
Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →
KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →
Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →
Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →
Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →
G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →
Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →
Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →
Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →
Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →The Football Fan Range
Meet the Fans
Seven city superfans, foam fingers up, out in the snow for the big game. Same deadpan, different colours. Each one is a sweatshirt and a badge tee.
DallasNavy and silver, foam finger up, already celebrating.Shop Dallas →
Green BayGreen and gold, wombat energy, no coat.Shop Green Bay →
Kansas CityRed and gold, first at the tailgate.Shop Kansas City →
BuffaloRoyal blue and red, out in table weather.Shop Buffalo →
PittsburghBlack and gold, a burly bear who is not going in.Shop Pittsburgh →
PhiladelphiaMidnight green, a plush eagle, brotherly love.Shop Philadelphia →
San FranciscoScarlet and gold, a scruffy dog with a gold pan.Shop San Francisco →
ChicagoNavy and orange, foam finger up, scarf wrapped twice.Shop Chicago →
MiamiAqua and orange, foam finger up, out in the snow.Shop Miami →
New YorkBlue and red, foam finger up, grinning in the snow.Shop New York →
WashingtonBurgundy and gold, foam finger up, unbothered in the snow.Shop Washington →
New EnglandNavy and red, tricorn on, foam finger up.Shop New England →
HoustonNavy and red, horns out, foam finger up.Shop Houston →
DenverNavy and orange, foam finger up, mane under the beanie.Shop Denver →
SeattleNavy and green, one finger up, beanie pulled low.Shop Seattle →
MinnesotaPurple and gold, horns out, foam finger up.Shop Minnesota →
DetroitBlue and silver, mane out, foam finger up.Shop Detroit →
AtlantaRed and black, eyes shut, foam finger up.Shop Atlanta →
Los AngelesBlue and gold, horns curled, foam finger up.Shop Los Angeles →
Las VegasBlack and silver, ears up, foam finger up.Shop Las Vegas →
Tampa BayRed and cream, worried brow, foam finger up.Shop Tampa Bay →
BaltimorePurple and black, beak out, foam finger up.Shop Baltimore →
ArizonaRed and cream, round as a bauble, foam finger up.Shop Arizona →
CincinnatiOrange and black, stripes on, foam finger up.Shop Cincinnati →
ClevelandBrown and orange, ears down, foam finger up.Shop Cleveland →
IndianapolisBlue and white, mane flopped, foam finger up.Shop Indianapolis →
CarolinaBlack and blue, whiskers out, foam finger up.Shop Carolina →
New OrleansBlack and gold, snout up, foam finger high.Shop New Orleans →
TennesseeNavy and red, light blue foam finger up.Shop Tennessee →
JacksonvilleTeal and gold, spots and all.Shop Jacksonville →Cannot decide? See every sweatshirt on one page, or join the VIP Club and let the duck choose.
