Spin Class Ugly Hanukkah Sweater: Results Under Review
Quick answer: Spin Class is our ugly Hanukkah sweater starring the Sitting Duck, our Head of Quality Control, in a sweatband, timing the dreidel with a stopwatch. It comes as an all-over-print sweatshirt ($79.99, 2XS to 6XL), a tee ($27.99, XS to 5XL), kids and toddler tees, and two couples sets, all printed to order. Order by November 23 for delivery by the first night of Hanukkah, Friday, December 4, 2026.
Quality Control timed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. He would like a re-spin. He would also like it noted that the table has a slight lean, and that he has brought his own stopwatch to every Hanukkah since anyone can remember.
Spin Class is one of four Hanukkah designs in our range: Slow Burn has the candles, Latke Night has the latkes, Powder Day has the sufganiyot, and this one has the dreidel.
What is on the sweatshirt
The Sitting Duck sits at a small wooden table in a blue Hanukkah sweater and a blue sweatband, holding up a stopwatch with heavy-lidded patience. A plain blue dreidel spins on the table beside a small stack of chocolate coins, and warm light comes through the window behind him. On the sweatshirt, the duck and his table sit in a panel on the chest, framed by blue and cream fair-isle bands that run around the back and down the sleeves.
The Ugly Rating: 8 out of 10
8/10, “results under review.” The sweatband alone earns the 8. He gains a point for bringing sports officiating to a family game, and he would deduct one from himself for the lean of the table, but the appeal is still pending.
What the cast made of it
Capybara, Chief Festivity Officer
Spun the dreidel once, very slowly, and was told it did not count. He spun it again, slower. This went on for most of the evening and everyone enjoyed it.
Cool Cat, Head of Morale
Ran the scoreboard and hosted the after-party for the after-party. Has requested a rematch on every one of the eight nights.
Owl, Head of Knitwear
Knitted the duck a matching sweatband, then a backup sweatband, then, with no explanation, a small sweater for the dreidel.
Every form Spin Class comes as
Every form is printed to order in the US, one flat price in every size.
The all-over-print sweatshirt, $79.99
The full design printed edge to edge, the character panel on the chest and the fair-isle bands running round the back and down both sleeves. Unisex fit, 2XS to 6XL, true to size. Shop the sweatshirt.
The couples sweatshirt set, $144.99
Two Spin Class sweatshirts, any two sizes from 2XS to 5XL, one price. Matching for the household that hosts. Shop the couples set.
The tee, $27.99
The character as a knitted-look badge on a soft tee, XS to 5XL, in Pure White, Blue, Green, Mauve and Vintage White. The easiest way into the design. Shop the tee.
The kids tee, $24.99, and the toddler tee, $21.99
The same badge for youth sizes S to XL and for toddlers 2T to 5T, so the whole family can wear one design. Shop the kids tee or the toddler tee.
The couples tee set, $49.99
Two Spin Class tees in two colours, any two sizes from XS to 5XL, one price. Shop the couples tee set.
Wearing it to dreidel night
Bring it to the game table. The blue and cream sweatshirt is the outfit of the person keeping score, and a stopwatch is an optional accessory that will be taken very seriously by everyone present.
When can you get it?
Hanukkah 2026 begins at sundown on Friday, December 4 and runs to Saturday, December 12. Every Spin Class form is printed to order and ships on our flat-rate shipping: $11 in the US, free over $100, and $15 to most other countries. Order by November 23 for US delivery by the first night, or by December 11 for the later nights and Christmas. Shipping outside the US, allow at least three weeks. The full calendar is on our shipping times page.
FAQ
Why is it called Spin Class?
Because the Sitting Duck treats a game of dreidel like a training session: sweatband on, stopwatch out, results under review. It is the most competitive anyone has ever been about a spinning top.
Is it knitted or printed?
Printed. The sweatshirt is an all-over print, edge to edge, and the tees carry a knitted-look badge. Printing lets the character appear exactly as drawn. Our real knits are the traditional fair-isle line.
When should I order for the first night of Hanukkah?
By November 23 for delivery in the US by Friday, December 4, the first night. Orders up to December 11 still arrive in the US before Christmas and the later nights.
Does the price change by size?
One price at every size: $79.99 from 2XS to 6XL on the sweatshirt, $27.99 from XS to 5XL on the tee, and one price per pair on both couples sets.
Is there a kids version?
Yes. The kids tee comes in youth S to XL at $24.99 and the toddler tee in 2T to 5T at $21.99, both with the same badge as the adult tee. See every design in our Hanukkah collection.
The Festive Folks’ Verdict
Buy Spin Class for the person who keeps score at every family game and will happily explain the rules a second time. It scores an 8, it prints edge to edge, and it comes in every size from toddler to 6XL. Order by November 23 for the first night. It pairs well with Slow Burn, and the rest of the family is in our Hanukkah collection.
