A quote so good it became knitwear.
The Why Is The Carpet All Wet Todd Ugly Christmas Sweater Red borrows a line everyone at the party will recognise and lets the sweater deliver the punchline. Expect at least three people to say the line back at you.
Who it is for
For the movie-quote person. Every family has one. This is their trophy.
Get the Why Is The Carpet All Wet Todd Ugly Christmas Sweater Red
The Why Is The Carpet All Wet Todd Ugly Christmas Sweater Red is one clean pick. Every order is made for you and shipped with tracking, and sizing runs true (size up once for the oversized look; our fit guide has the details).
Christmas timing: Real knits take real time: order by November 15 for guaranteed Christmas delivery. The full list is on our shipping times page.
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