Meet the Character

Count Catula

A vampire cat in a cape, with teal sunglasses and a red cocktail. He is on a sun lounger, and he has worked out the schedule that makes it possible.

Four hundred years old, cannot be killed, and has chosen to spend the evening horizontal with a drink within reach. The bats do the flying. He supervises the flying. It is a good arrangement and he has no plans to change it.

Known for

Immortal, and using it to lie down.

Pairs with

Scaredy Cat

Ugly Rating

8/10

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Every way to wear Count Catula

All-over-print sweatshirt 2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99 Badge tee XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99

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Count Catula Vampire Cat Halloween Shirt: Immortal, and Using It to Lie Down

Who Count Catula is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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Meet the rest of the cast

Scaredy CatChill CapybaraCool CatMeltdownMeowy ChristmasNight OwlOh DeerFa La La La LlamaEarly BirdSitting DuckMerry WoofmasTree-RexCouch PotatoBull In A China ShopCold TurkeyDeer In HeadlightsElephant In The RoomFleece NavidadKoalafiedParty AnimalShrimp On The BarbieSilly GooseSnug As A BugThe GiverTired MomToadally FestiveWaddle You WantWhen Pigs FlyBoo WhoPumpkin Spice CapybaraFrankenswineHang In ThereHail SantaKrampusGingerbread ManFringe BenefitsFlamingle BellsG.O.A.T. TeacherSlow Burn

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  Count Catula for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.

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  Count Catula Vampire Cat Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee

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  Count Catula. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

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  Count Catula Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Vampire Cat Print

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  He is a vampire. He is also on a sun lounger with a cocktail.