Meet the Character

Count Catula

A vampire cat in a cape, with teal sunglasses and a red cocktail. He is on a sun lounger, and he has worked out the schedule that makes it possible.

Four hundred years old, cannot be killed, and has chosen to spend the evening horizontal with a drink within reach. The bats do the flying. He supervises the flying. It is a good arrangement and he has no plans to change it.

Known for

Immortal, and using it to lie down.

Pairs with

Scaredy Cat

Ugly Rating

8/10

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Every way to wear Count Catula

All-over-print sweatshirt 2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99 Badge tee XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99 Toddler tee 2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99 Couples sweatshirt set Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99 Couples tee set Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99

The full story

Count Catula Vampire Cat Halloween Shirt: Immortal, and Using It to Lie Down

Who Count Catula is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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Meet the rest of the cast

Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →

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• Count Catula Kids Halloween Shirt for Boys and Girls | Cute Vampire Cat Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Kids Halloween Shirt for Boys and Girls | Cute Vampire Cat Tee

  Halloween US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Count Catula for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.

  • A soft youth tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
  • Youth S to XL at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Count Catula Matching Halloween Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Vampire Cat Tees to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Matching Halloween Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Vampire Cat Tees

  Couples US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Two Count Catula Halloween badge tees, white, one for you and one for yours. $49.99 together, $55.98 apart.

  • Two of the same badge tee, one for each of you
  • Each person picks their own size, XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Count Catula Matching Halloween Sweatshirts for Couples | Two Vintage Vampire Cat Prints to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Matching Halloween Sweatshirts for Couples | Two Vintage Vampire Cat Prints

  Couples US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Two Count Catula Halloween sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. $144.99 together, $159.98 apart.

  • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
  • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
• Count Catula Toddler Halloween Shirt | Cute Vampire Cat Tee, 2T to 5T to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Toddler Halloween Shirt | Cute Vampire Cat Tee, 2T to 5T

  Halloween US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Count Catula for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.

  • A soft toddler tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
  • 2T to 5T at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Count Catula Vampire Cat Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Vampire Cat Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee

  Halloween US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Count Catula. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

  • Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
  • XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Count Catula Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Vampire Cat Print to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Count Catula Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Vampire Cat Print

  Exclusive Designs US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  He is a vampire. He is also on a sun lounger with a cocktail.

  • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
  • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US