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Hail Santa, as printed on the sweatshirt
Meet the Character

Hail Santa

Curled horns, a red Santa hat, two hooves up at the front of the crowd. Christmas is a gig and he has the good spot.

A black goat in a Santa hat, on a stage, under the lights, with the whole room giving the hand signal back at him. Christmas starts in November in his house and it starts loud. Nobody has managed to turn it down yet.

Known for
Horns up, front row, all December.
Pairs with
Krampus
Ugly Rating
9/10

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Hail Santa sweatshirt, worn
The full story

Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater: Horns Up, Front Row, All December

Who Hail Santa is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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