Frankenswine
Built at a bench of bubbling flasks, finished with neck bolts and a small pair of wings. When pigs fly, this is how it happens.
Somebody in a lab decided the world needed a pig with wings and a bolt through its neck. The experiment worked on the first try. He is standing among the beakers, faintly green, waiting for the applause that has not arrived.
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- Alive, technically, and pleased about it.
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- When Pigs Fly
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Every way to wear Frankenswine
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Frankenswine Halloween Sweatshirt: The Frankenstein Pig Experiment Worked
Who Frankenswine is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
When Pigs Fly
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meltdown
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Gingerbread Man
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
Slow BurnJoin the VIP Club for 10% off Frankenswine and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Frankenswine Frankenstein Pig Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee
Halloween US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFrankenswine. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Frankenswine Kids Halloween Shirt for Boys and Girls | Cute Frankenstein Pig Tee
Halloween US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFrankenswine for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Frankenswine Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Frankenstein Pig Print
Exclusive Designs US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageWhen pigs fly, this is how it happens.
