Meet the Character

Frankenswine

Built at a bench of bubbling flasks, finished with neck bolts and a small pair of wings. When pigs fly, this is how it happens.

Somebody in a lab decided the world needed a pig with wings and a bolt through its neck. The experiment worked on the first try. He is standing among the beakers, faintly green, waiting for the applause that has not arrived.

Known for

Alive, technically, and pleased about it.

Pairs with

When Pigs Fly

Ugly Rating

9/10

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Every way to wear Frankenswine

All-over-print sweatshirt 2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99 Badge tee XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99 Toddler tee 2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99 Couples sweatshirt set Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99 Couples tee set Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99

The full story

Frankenswine Halloween Sweatshirt: The Frankenstein Pig Experiment Worked

Who Frankenswine is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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Meet the rest of the cast

When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →

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• Frankenswine Frankenstein Pig Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Frankenstein Pig Halloween Shirt for Women and Men | Cute Funny Halloween Tee

  Halloween US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Frankenswine. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.

  • Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
  • XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Frankenswine Kids Halloween Shirt for Boys and Girls | Cute Frankenstein Pig Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Kids Halloween Shirt for Boys and Girls | Cute Frankenstein Pig Tee

  Halloween US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Frankenswine for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.

  • A soft youth tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
  • Youth S to XL at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Frankenswine Matching Halloween Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Frankenstein Pig Tees to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Matching Halloween Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Frankenstein Pig Tees

  Couples US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Two Frankenswine Halloween badge tees, white, one for you and one for yours. $49.99 together, $55.98 apart.

  • Two of the same badge tee, one for each of you
  • Each person picks their own size, XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Frankenswine Matching Halloween Sweatshirts for Couples | Two Vintage Frankenstein Pig Prints to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Matching Halloween Sweatshirts for Couples | Two Vintage Frankenstein Pig Prints

  Couples US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Two Frankenswine Halloween sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. $144.99 together, $159.98 apart.

  • Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
  • Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
• Frankenswine Toddler Halloween Shirt | Cute Frankenstein Pig Tee, 2T to 5T to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Toddler Halloween Shirt | Cute Frankenstein Pig Tee, 2T to 5T

  Halloween US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  Frankenswine for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.

  • A soft toddler tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
  • 2T to 5T at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
• Frankenswine Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Frankenstein Pig Print to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Frankenswine Vintage Halloween Sweatshirt for Women and Men | Funny Frankenstein Pig Print

  Exclusive Designs US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

  When pigs fly, this is how it happens.

  • All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
  • 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
  • Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US