Meet the Character

G.O.A.T. Teacher

Round glasses, a red pen and a stack of papers taller than the desk tree. Still marking. The tree can wait.

Glasses on, apple on the desk, and a stack of marking that has not shrunk since Tuesday. The class started calling her the G.O.A.T. and she has never corrected them, partly because it is true and partly because she is far too tired to argue.

Known for

Greatest of all time, marking until eleven.

Pairs with

Tired Mom

Ugly Rating

8/10

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Every way to wear G.O.A.T. Teacher

All-over-print sweatshirt 2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99 Badge tee XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$36.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$39.99 Kids tee Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99 Toddler tee 2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99 Couples sweatshirt set Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99 Couples tee set Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99

The full story

G.O.A.T. Teacher Ugly Christmas Sweater: Greatest Of All Time, Marking Until Eleven

Who G.O.A.T. Teacher is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.

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Meet the rest of the cast

Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →

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  Still marking. The tree can wait.

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