Meet the Character

G.O.A.T. Teacher

Round glasses, a red pen and a stack of papers taller than the desk tree. Still marking. The tree can wait.

Glasses on, apple on the desk, and a stack of marking that has not shrunk since Tuesday. The class started calling her the G.O.A.T. and she has never corrected them, partly because it is true and partly because she is far too tired to argue.

Known for

Greatest of all time, marking until eleven.

Pairs with

Tired Mom

Ugly Rating

8/10

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  Still marking. The tree can wait.