
Gingerbread Man
Baked this morning, dressed for the party, unimpressed by both. The milk on the counter is his.
He came out of the oven, got two currants for eyes and a piped-on smile, and was set down on the counter beside the cutter that made him. Everyone at the party wants to know which limb goes first. He is not answering that.
- Known for
- Baked, iced, and aware of what happens next.
- Pairs with
- Meltdown
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Gingerbread Man
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$36.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$39.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater: Baked, Iced, and Fully Aware
Who Gingerbread Man is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →
Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →
Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →
Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →
Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →
Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →
Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →
Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →
Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →
Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →
Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →
Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →
Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →
Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →
Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →
Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →
Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →
KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →
Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →
Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →
Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →
Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →
The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →
Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →
Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →
Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →
When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →
Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →
Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →
Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.Shop Pumpkin Spice Capybara →
Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →
FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →
Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →
Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →
KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →
Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →
Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →
G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →
Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →
Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →
Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →
Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →Join the VIP Club for 10% off Gingerbread Man and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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Gingerbread Man Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
- A soft youth tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
- Youth S to XL at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
- Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
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Gingerbread Man Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater | Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt
Christmas US$39.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man on a kids crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Youth sizes xs to xl, $39.99.
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Gingerbread Man Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Matching Christmas Shirts for Couples | Two Funny Tees
Christmas US$49.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Gingerbread Man badge tees, white, one for you and one for yours. $49.99 together, $55.98 apart.
- Two of the same badge tee, one for each of you
- Each person picks their own size, XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
- Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
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Gingerbread Man Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Couples | Two Sweatshirts
Christmas US$144.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTwo Gingerbread Man sweatshirts, one for you and one for yours. $144.99 together, $159.98 apart.
- Two all-over-print sweatshirts in the same design, one for each of you
- Each person picks their own size, 2XS to 5XL, one price for the pair
- Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US
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Gingerbread Man Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T
Christmas US$21.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man for toddlers. Badge tee, knitted lettering, US$21.99, sizes 2T to 5T.
- A soft toddler tee carrying the same badge as the grown-up version
- 2T to 5T at one price in every size, with the size chart on this page
- Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
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Gingerbread Man Toddler Ugly Christmas Sweater | Kids Crewneck Sweatshirt, Ages 2 to 7 to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Toddler Ugly Christmas Sweater | Kids Crewneck Sweatshirt, Ages 2 to 7
Christmas US$36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man on a toddler crewneck sweatshirt, round knitted badge print. Sizes 2 to 7 (ages in years), $36.99.
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Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
- Knitted-look badge printed on a soft unisex tee
- XS to 5XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit, true to size
- Printed to order and usually with you in 6 to 8 days in the US
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Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageBaked this morning, dressed for the party, unimpressed by both.
- All-over print, edge to edge across the front, back and sleeves, with soft fleece inside
- 2XS to 6XL at one price in every size. Unisex classic fit; between sizes, go up one
- Printed to order and usually with you in 7 to 9 days in the US







