Gingerbread Man
Baked this morning, dressed for the party, unimpressed by both. The milk on the counter is his.
He came out of the oven, got two currants for eyes and a piped-on smile, and was set down on the counter beside the cutter that made him. Everyone at the party wants to know which limb goes first. He is not answering that.
- Known for
- Baked, iced, and aware of what happens next.
- Pairs with
- Meltdown
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Gingerbread Man
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater: Baked, Iced, and Fully Aware
Who Gingerbread Man is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Meltdown
Chill Capybara
Cool Cat
Meowy Christmas
Night Owl
Oh Deer
Fa La La La Llama
Early Bird
Sitting Duck
Merry Woofmas
Tree-Rex
Couch Potato
Bull In A China Shop
Cold Turkey
Deer In Headlights
Elephant In The Room
Fleece Navidad
Koalafied
Party Animal
Shrimp On The Barbie
Silly Goose
Snug As A Bug
The Giver
Tired Mom
Toadally Festive
Waddle You Want
When Pigs Fly
Scaredy Cat
Boo Who
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
Count Catula
Frankenswine
Hang In There
Hail Santa
Krampus
Fringe Benefits
Flamingle Bells
G.O.A.T. Teacher
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Gingerbread Man Kids Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee
Christmas US$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man for kids. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $24.99, youth S to XL.
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Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Shirt | Funny Christmas Tee for Women and Men
Christmas US$27.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGingerbread Man. Badge tee, knitted lettering, $27.99, XS to 5XL.
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Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny All-Over-Print Sweatshirt
Christmas US$79.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageBaked this morning, dressed for the party, unimpressed by both.
